Fighting anger management issues fiercer than Spielberg's great white shark, Puffy has quickly established himself as the most voracious, gilled PR professional in the Southwest. Blessed with the mind of a Piranha, if not all the physical tools, our beloved Green Spotted Puffer has lips that would make Angelina Jolie jealous and he sports one Lexington Steele-esque, razor sharp beak. Yes, this fish has a beak that could pierce your fingernail. In Puffy's brief reign of terror at DSPR he has consumed over 40 fish friends and gobbled down three baby crabs in record time. We have fed him dried mango, strawberry pop tarts and bounced a rubber ball off his head (Yes we're serious) and he hasn't blinked either of his Marty Feldman eyes. Want proof, watch this. Contrary to common belief, Puffer Fish do not enjoy puffing up. In fact, it's somewhat akin to a heart attack and they are only good for a few puff jobs in their lives. Puffy has blown three times thus far so all we can hope is that he is more closely related to a cat than the average fish. And if he's not, we will be testing the strength of our plumbing really soon.
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